Published by JPLand on 21 Feb 2008 at 08:31 am
Ecliptical Moon
Did you guys see it? The moon was eclipsed. I was so excited….until I learned what eclipse means. Apparently, it has nothing to do with the moon turning to cheese. I’m beginning to thing that my high school science teacher really didn’t earn that degree from the Rhode Island’s Professional Office of Fanciness and Frivolity (RIPOFF). Next thing you know, somebody is going to disprove his teachings about how the merpeople (as in mermaids and mermen) gave us fire after Columbus discovered their secret lair at Plymouth Rock.
At any rate, I’m tired of all this scheduling mess. Monday night Football starts in the evening on the east coast and ends after midnight. That means that the people out in California can watch the game with supper and still get to bed at a decent hour. But I have to down a few cups of coffee if I want to last to see the stupid half-time show. It’s the same thing with this eclipse. It was scheduled for after 10:00 pm on the east coast, but the people on the west coast got to see it at 7:00. This is not fair at all. It’s another example of how the people in Hollywood have no respect for the hard working people on the east coast. Will you work with me and sign my petition? I knew I could count on you.
lance on 21 Feb 2008 at 9:57 am #
I definitely want to be mooned earlier and more frequently!
Empress Katie on 21 Feb 2008 at 1:07 pm #
Is this what you do at work? And what do you mean the moon’s not made out of cheese??!!
JPLand on 21 Feb 2008 at 1:16 pm #
Need I remind you that work is a four-letter word and will not be tolerated on this website. Ah, nuts….look at what you did. You made me say it.
Empress Katie on 21 Feb 2008 at 10:18 pm #
I work on my talent everyday.
Bear on 22 Nov 2011 at 7:13 pm #
It’s impetairve that more people make this exact point.