How did you dress when you were younger? Some people were preppy, others grunge. Some casual, others more sporty. Me? I dressed so that I was prepared for anything that could come my way. Check me out…bottom row, blue shirt.

Old Skool

What if a flood comes?
No problem, my pants will not get wet! I’ve made sure that they are just below the knees. They’re just long enough to be called pants, but not quite long enough to be called “jams.”

What if a circus takes over the school?
Again, I have it covered. These pants will allow me to blend-in with the clowns who now rule. That should buy me enough time to find an exit and make a get-away. If they chase me and try to catch me, the stark contrast between my shoes and socks should temporarily blind them leaving me ample time to notify the authorities.

What if you’re called into a business meeting?
If you’ll look a bit closer at the picture, you’ll see that I’m wearing a black belt which is clearly indicative of the fact that while portions of my attire say “party”, I can still fit-in with the suits.

What if your school is taken over by the other school in your district?
Well, there’s nothing I can do about that with my attire. Fortunately, I’m friends with the guy directly behind me…the one with a panther on his shirt. That’s the t-shirt for the other school district. On picture day, he woke up and decided that he’d wear a shirt proclaiming the other school district. What a loser. Clearly, he should have asked me for some fashion advice.

Other Random Observations:

–The girl on the far left of the top row is in no way related to the teacher. I know, I know…same hair color, same hair style, same facial features, but nope….no relation.

–What’s with the guy in the middle’s shoe laces? Red and white laces on the same shoe? Are you made of money? There’s no need to flaunt it, dude.