Sometimes, when you go into restrooms, they have instructional signs such as “Do not spit in urinals” (I saw this one while on a Mission Trip in Illinois) or “Do not throw paper towels into commode“. In a Piggly Wiggly last month, I actually saw instructional signs on how to wash your hands. (I took a picture of it for an awesome blog post, but accidentally deleted the file while uploading it from my phone…I hope you’ll be able to sleep tonight now that you have that information.)

Several months ago, I had to go out of town on business. On the way, I stopped to use the facilities at the rest area near the Florida/Georgia state line on I-75.

This fancy-schmancy restroom had the following sign posted above the urinals:

This is not a \

Since I’m a good citizen, I tried to obey the posted instructions, but the results were not pretty.