Published by JPLand on 28 Apr 2008 at 11:40 am
Secrets Revealed
I’ve always been inquisitive about how things work. A few years ago, I even bought a book called “How Stuff Works.” My inquisitive nature isn’t limited to machines or technology, it also carries over into the culinary industry.
One recent pondering led me to ask “what makes a Lean Pocket leaner than a Hot Pocket?” I normally wouldn’t harp on this because I’d buy the Hot Pockets and move on. But, since I’m lazy, my wife does the shopping. And, since she cares for my health, she gets the Lean Pockets. So, I’m back to spending time at lunch staring at a box wondering about what makes it so. I thought that the answer was that they simply put less meat-and-cheese-like-substance into the bread. At lunch today, I cut open my pocket to reveal the cold, hard truth. (In this case, it’s actually the crispy, warm truth):

So there you go. It’s a pastry with a whiff of flavor inserted…that’s why it’s so lean. The UltraLean Pockets are just a plastic bag that you open, throw away, and then eat your napkin.
Carmen on 28 Apr 2008 at 4:32 pm #
I’m glad I’m not the only nut with inborn curiosity. I ordered a cookie dough blizzard from Dairy Queen once just so I could extract the dough bits and bake them to see what would happen; the finished product was small, round, and crispy like Cookie Crisp cereal. Yum.
Queen Kelley on 29 Apr 2008 at 9:39 am #
I’m a terrible wife, eh? The truth is, no one should be eating any kind of these pockets! I don’t think it’s even food. Carmen, that is hilarious!!!!
JPLand on 29 Apr 2008 at 1:21 pm #
Carmen,
Now I want to go get a cookie dough blizzard…
Queen,
Oh I do love the meat-and-cheese-like-substance…which is why it’s difficult to eat the Lean Pockets because there is so much less of it there. Nothing fills me up for an afternoon of work like cramming in the preservatives and starches. YUMMY!!