http://shallowthinker.com/2008/05/a-joyful-pain/ No deep thoughts here...try somewhere else. Sat, 19 May 2012 18:47:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://shallowthinker.com/2008/05/a-joyful-pain/comment-page-1/#comment-653 JPLand Tue, 27 May 2008 16:08:47 +0000 http://shallowthinker.com/?p=239#comment-653 I can hit people with <i>my</i> driver if they stand close enough. I can also hit them with a putter, a baseball bat, and a 2x4...as long as they don't duck. I can hit people with my driver if they stand close enough. I can also hit them with a putter, a baseball bat, and a 2×4…as long as they don’t duck.

]]> http://shallowthinker.com/2008/05/a-joyful-pain/comment-page-1/#comment-645 Lones Mon, 26 May 2008 23:47:36 +0000 http://shallowthinker.com/?p=239#comment-645 You know, if it means that much to you I can come over and take some divots out of your front yard for you. However, if you run me over I will have to kill you. You know, I just thought of that scene from Happy Gilmore when he's hitting golf balls in his Grandmother's front yard and he is hitting the people about 400 yards down the street. That's a funny scene and I think we can re-create it, but they'll have to be a bit closer. I can probably only hit my driver around 350 yards, max. You know, if it means that much to you I can come over and take some divots out of your front yard for you. However, if you run me over I will have to kill you. You know, I just thought of that scene from Happy Gilmore when he’s hitting golf balls in his Grandmother’s front yard and he is hitting the people about 400 yards down the street. That’s a funny scene and I think we can re-create it, but they’ll have to be a bit closer. I can probably only hit my driver around 350 yards, max.

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