Comments on: Church Signs

By: Alana

Alana — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:09:43 +0000

I think some churches should just get to the point and write on their signs, “We love JESUS, but we hate PEOPLE.”

By: Empress Katie

Empress Katie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:06:53 +0000

I used to enjoy reading the anti-gay, anti-abortion, etc. messages that appeared on a church sign on the way to Newnan. They have disappointed me by having normal things on their signs the last couple of times I’ve been by there…

By: JPLand

JPLand — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:44:39 +0000

Lance,
Can we change our church sign to have a LCD screen that cycles my video? I think that will work much better than anything else we could do.

Alana,
If you’re not going to come in and hear how horrible of a person you are, they have to let you know on the signs.

DruU,
I’m pretty sure that basketball is not a biblical act. I shall report you to the governing authorities. They will make a sign about it with a pun about how their sermons are usually 3-pointers.

By: DruU

DruU — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:59:27 +0000

I am with Alana… When I was growing up I remember my parents would drive by a church when ever we went to the mall down the road. They would always think it was funny, however, we never changed where we went every sunday. I didn’t stop playing basketball for my Church because this other church has a funny sign. Give me a sign that says, “All are welcome Sunday at 11:00, if you can’t make it then stop by anytime”

By: Alana

Alana — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:53:39 +0000

I really hate church signs. And I love them. I love them because they are so much fun to mock. Honestly, why not just stick to the facts? Tell me when services are. Is there an event coming up? An interesting topic? A special service? And DON’T just name a Bible verse. How many people memorize the verse as they are driving by, then go home and look it up? Seriously! Who’s in charge here?!

By: lance

lance — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:25:53 +0000

Are you trying to say, that I need to change our church sign?

I was thinking about changing it to, “The cemetery is a lot closer than you think”