On the way to work this morning, a lot of vehicles were having trouble staying in their lanes.  (Then again, maybe it was me….it sure seemed like it was everyone else, though.)  As I was avoiding collisions on every side, an older couple swerved into my lane.  With the limited distance between our vehicles, I was able to clearly observe their bumper-sticker.

Follow Me
to
Unionville United Methodist Church*

While my front bumper helped push them south along I-75, I also noticed that their tag was issued in Michigan.  As you can imagine, I was very tempted just to follow the couple everywhere they went until we arrived at Unionville United Methodist Church* in Michigan.  But, alas, time did not allow me the months and months for them to travel to Florida, cause several wrecks and then return to their church in Michigan.  But someday, when I’m an old man with nothing better to do and my wife demands that I find a hobby, this will occupy my time.  I’m going to start doing what bumper stickers say and then watch how annoyed people get when I follow their own instructions.  If it takes driving to Michigan to go to a church, so be it.  My wife will be so proud that I’m occupied with something helpful to the community.

*the church was a UMC church, but I changed the name so that they won’t expect me when I show up in 60 years.