There’s something cool about owning a house and getting mail.  It doesn’t matter if it’s junk mail, it still feels like someone out there loves me.  Yesterday, JCPenney loved me.  They sent me a flier with spring savings that my whole family would enjoy.  At least that’s what they told me.

I never buy anything based on these fliers, but I still look through them.  In this edition, though, I saw something strange.  Here’s the picture:Pop a Top

So…..when exactly did the popped collar come back into style?  Wait, let me rephrase that.  Who ever thought that it was in style to begin with? JCPenney must think we’re made of money because they want us to have two popped collars.  Boy, Howdy!

Let me be blunt with you, if I may.  If it is between April and September in middle Georgia, and someone is wearing two golf shirts, it’s not because they’re cool.