Published by JPLand on 21 May 2009 at 03:21 pm
Anatomy of a Run
11:30 - I really do need to run today. A nap would be nice, too. The boss probably wouldn’t appreciate the nap.
11:35 - Maybe skip the run.
11:40 - Ah, I’d better go get dressed and run now because I won’t get a chance later.
11:50 - Oh, it’s cloudy out. I guess that will keep me cool as I run.
11:51 - A little fine mist never hurt anybody.
12:00 - Oh, my, that’s a big hill.
12:02 - Looks like the mist is getting a little thicker.
12:05 - Rain. Well, I suppose I would have gotten sweatty anyhow. At least it’s not too bad.
12:07 - Alright, this is some thick rain. I’ll run under the cover of these trees over here.
12:08 - I’m too wet for the trees to help. As a matter of fact, I think I’m too wet for the rain to stick to me.
12:15 - Finish a water-logged run and realize that my special-made running shirt does not wick away the moisture as it promised.
12:16 - If I’m already this wet, do I really need a shower?
DruU on 22 May 2009 at 8:09 am #
You need to put a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap in that fanny pack of yours so when you find yourself in this situation you can shower while you run.