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	<title>Comments on: 50 Percent</title>
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	<description>No deep thoughts here...try somewhere else.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Alana</title>
		<link>http://shallowthinker.com/2009/08/50-percent/comment-page-1/#comment-22342</link>
		<dc:creator>Alana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'll take a cheese sculpture. Of me. Of Kelley. It doesn't matter as long as it's edible. 

(I know the puns are killing you. Just don't go there, okay. Just don't.)

Congratulations! And I am all for quitting while you're ahead. I always thought I'd get a PhD...until I got a master's degree. Really. One useless degree is plenty. In my case I have, oh, four or so.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll take a cheese sculpture. Of me. Of Kelley. It doesn&#8217;t matter as long as it&#8217;s edible. </p>
<p>(I know the puns are killing you. Just don&#8217;t go there, okay. Just don&#8217;t.)</p>
<p>Congratulations! And I am all for quitting while you&#8217;re ahead. I always thought I&#8217;d get a PhD&#8230;until I got a master&#8217;s degree. Really. One useless degree is plenty. In my case I have, oh, four or so.</p>
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		<title>By: lance</title>
		<link>http://shallowthinker.com/2009/08/50-percent/comment-page-1/#comment-22122</link>
		<dc:creator>lance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would love my bust in cheese!</description>
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		<title>By: JPLand</title>
		<link>http://shallowthinker.com/2009/08/50-percent/comment-page-1/#comment-22120</link>
		<dc:creator>JPLand</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can't remember exactly how the saying goes, but it's something like: "Behind every good man...is a nagging woman."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t remember exactly how the saying goes, but it&#8217;s something like: &#8220;Behind every good man&#8230;is a nagging woman.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Queen Kelley</title>
		<link>http://shallowthinker.com/2009/08/50-percent/comment-page-1/#comment-22078</link>
		<dc:creator>Queen Kelley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You need to quit while you're ahead. And you should know by now that, if you're trying to honor me, chocolate always trumps cheese. I love you and I'm excited for you and amazed by all you've accomplished, both at work and at school. Now, if we could just get you to put your clothes in the hamper at home.... (;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You need to quit while you&#8217;re ahead. And you should know by now that, if you&#8217;re trying to honor me, chocolate always trumps cheese. I love you and I&#8217;m excited for you and amazed by all you&#8217;ve accomplished, both at work and at school. Now, if we could just get you to put your clothes in the hamper at home&#8230;. (;</p>
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