Published by JPLand on 21 Jan 2010 at 04:57 pm
Resolutions and Such
Last Year
Three weeks have passed and I am just now getting around to updating on my resolutions past and my resolutions forward. First, let’s take a peak at last year and see what I said. (CLICK HERE) Well, it looks like I only had one resolution. And I didn’t get it. But not to worry. I have an explanation!
While I did not weigh 172 in July, I did hit the target weight in March. I combined better and leaner eating habits with a lot of cardio and dropped down to around 168 at my lowest point. While I weighed less and was in better shape, I wasn’t very comfortable. Every time the wind blew, I had to grab onto something to keep from blowing away. So in March or April, I started to do more strength training. I started a modified version of P90X where I did my own cardio and disregarded his insane nutritional guide. I’m not going to work-out AND eat healthy. That’s just silly!
So, the results? I’m up to 192 right now. A 24 pound swing! From what I can tell, I’m putting on about the same percentage of fat and muscle as I had before the climb. So while I am getting heavier, I’m putting on some muscle weight. Also, I kicked the Mountain Dew habit early last year. Unfortunately, I started drinking Coke at the end of this year. But, I’ve already kicked that habit, too. (I’m thinking about doing some heavy drugs just so I can say that I stopped doing them.)
So for a final rating on last year against my resolution, I give myself four smiley faces and a thumbs-up. (Note: Grading scale is arbitrary and pointless. Just like my resolutions.)
This Year
So, what are my goals for this year? Glad you asked. I decided to take my own advice and set one goal that is achievable and one that is nearly impossible. You can match them to the correct category.
- Finish my masters degree. I am currently taking classes #8 and #9 with #10 on tap for the summer. This has me crossing the finish line in August. hopefully.
- Become Massive. Like the incredible hulk. I want to have muscles on top of my muscles. But I don’t want to work too hard for it. Actually, I don’t want to work at all. Maybe I need to get my hands on some good steroids. Do you know any suppliers?
So that’s the review and the projection. Should I have included anything else?

Alana on 26 Jan 2010 at 5:45 pm #
I’m really, really surprised your list doesn’t include inventing something that makes you rich and giving a million dollars to your sweet, loving, longtime pal Alana. This is list is just…well, self-centered if you want to know the truth.