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Published by JPLand on 27 Aug 2010

My Taste is Better than Yours

Editor’s Note: After clicking “publish” on this post, I ran across this article about music and the human body.  The final line of the article seems very appropriate - “ ‘Our bodies,’ Dr. Kraus concluded, ‘are made to be moved by music and move to it.’

One of the things that I’m very passionate about, but rarely blog about is music.  It’s really a tough subject to talk about.  Everyone feels like they have to one-up your suggestion or rave about their own tastes.  If you ever disagree with someone’s musical tastes, they act like you have stabbed them in the face and insulted their family.

So please allow me to stab you in the face and insult your family by suggesting that your taste in music in inferior to mine.  I am one of the millions that claims to have an eclectic taste in music.  But that never includes heavy metal, gangsta rap, or grunge.  My likes and dislikes are typically regardless of the genre.  Take country music for example.  I love a good, clean, powerful voice like Martina McBride but I can’t stand the twangy style of Kenny Chesney or people like that. (See what I mean? If you like him, you should take this as an insult.)

connickIt’s nearly impossible to explain what it is about really good music that draws me in.  Harry Connick Jr’s big band, Keith Urban’s lyrics, John Mayer’s guitar, tight harmony, clean acoustic guitar, rhythmic piano.  I know the music that I love and hearing it makes me excited. It completely changes my mood.  I know what I don’t like and no matter how much you explain it to me, it will never make me change my opinion.  Likewise, if you’re not a fan of Keith Urban, my explanation of his harmonic guitar playing won’t change your mind.

All of that to ask this question:
Are religious views similar to musical tastes?

Published by JPLand on 17 Mar 2010

Flame Drawing

I usually try to do my own thing on this blog and not link to other sites, but this one is awesome.  This is an on-line drawing program that helps you make some pretty doggone cool stuff.

http://www.escapemotions.com/experiments/flame/index.html#top

Here is my first creation:

flowers


Published by JPLand on 29 Dec 2009

A Refreshing Read

My parents got the newspaper every Sunday when I was growing up.  After church, I would read the comics, then look through all of the sales papers, and if complete boredom still reigned, I would skim through the headlines of the paper.  I always skipped the sports and the fashion sections.  World news got a brief glance, but most of my attention would be devoted to the “Living” section.  I don’t know why it was called this, but it was a hodge-podge of random articles that didn’t fit anywhere else.

One Sunday, I think I was in ninth grade, things must have been really slow because I started actually reading some of the articles.  I read for a while and then hit one that was amazing.  The writing style was perfect.  The humor was amazing.  After I finished, I showed it to my dad and he said “Oh, that’s Dave Barry.  He has an article every Sunday.”  I was hooked.  I even tried writing a few reports in the same style.  (Looking back, I realize that it wasn’t a good idea.  The grade I received helped me reach that conclusion.)

For the rest of my high school days, I read Barry’s columns.  In college, I was fortunate to find his column printed on-line through the Miami Herald.  At my first job, my Monday morning ritual included reading the column from the day before.  (See, my ability to not work has been with me for a long time.) But, all good things must come to an end and Dave decided to leave my Mondays dry and bare.  He now returns with an article that recaps the happenings of each year.  That’s it….just once a year.  And now is that time.  I hope that you enjoy it as much as I do.  Or at a minimum, maybe your company’s internet filter lets it through like mine does.

http://www.miamiherald.com/living/columnists/dave-barry/story/1397654.html

Published by JPLand on 24 Nov 2009

Free Update

I’m always scared to tell about good things for the fear that they will be gone.  I tempted fate in March of last year by bragging how I had free XM radio in my car.  At that point, I had been enjoying 6 months of free XM radio.  Surely, I wouldn’t be so stupid to post something like that again and tempt the powers of XM…

I’m about to start month 26 of my 3 month trial of XM radio.  I have tried to not become accustomed to it because eventually they’ll flip the switch and I’ll have static.  But I can’t help it.  There’s just so much good music and comedy I’ve always got it on.  Heck, I don’t think that I’ve listened to my CD’s or Zune in the car for several months.

A few months ago, I discovered what might just be my favorite music channel.  The coffee house provides acoustic versions of songs from singers, songwriters, and even some acoustic covers of famous songs.  Granted, some stuff is boring, but for the most part, it’s an amazing listening experience.  About a week ago, I heard Adam Rafferty do an acoustic rendition of Stevie Wonder’s Superstition.  It’s a stunning version of one of my favorite songs. (The googles helped me find a clip on you tube that I’ve added at the bottom of the post.)

So, what’s the bottom line?  XM radio is some of the best money that I’ve never spent. If you ever get the chance to not pay for XM, I highly recommend that you choose to…not…pay. Otherwise, I suppose that you would be stuck where you are now which is to be not….paying…um….for not…listening. Ah, crap. Just watch the video.

Published by JPLand on 30 Sep 2009

$teal My Idea and Make Millions

The key to making money is to be ahead of the curve when it comes to trends.  Dear readers of my blog (or those of you who see the feed on Facebook), I have decided to pass along to you my new idea.  But I warn you to buy into it now because once it hits big, it will be too late.

Are you ready?  Too bad.  To really understand my idea, you need to have some historical perspective.

About 7 or 8 years ago, the craze to hit the video gaming was called “DDR”.  For those of you that are out of the loop, DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) is a game that requires the participants to step on a pad in specific spots in time with the music.  Think of the old Nintendo powerpad but with a groove.  The game was monstrously huge in Japan and saw some moderate success in the US.  An unexpected market for the DDR series came from people that were looking for a way to get fit but also have fun.  Heck, Kelley and I even bought a couple of mats (on sale for $7) and used them to get our legs in shape.  Twice.

A more recent craze has been the Rock Band / Guitar Hero series on the game stations.  Participants select their instrument of choice (lead guitar, bass guitar, drums, or microphone) and then follow the on-screen prompts for making sweet music.  The premise is compelling because people with absolutely no musical talent (me) can feel like the a star playing “Sweet Child of Mine.”  I went to my first Rock Band party this past weekend and was amazed at how much fun the game was.  One of the more seasoned participants was able to play the guitar and sing at the same time.  It was so much fun that I told Kelley that we have to get the game.  Do you know how awesome that drum set would look sitting in our closet?

So, now that you have an idea as to what has swept the nation recently, here’s my idea:

A combination DDR/Rock Band game.  We were sitting there playing some of the Beatles songs and one of the people picked “Twist and Shout” for us to perform.  I won’t bore you with details about how stellar my drumming performance was, but I will tell you that a couple of people were tapping their feet.  And, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in the back was doing a little twist, as well.  I thought to myself, why not invite all of those watching to come and dance while we play?  Better yet, why not make the dancing a part of the game?  You can combine two current technologies (low startup cost) into one exciting game (high profit)!

But any good idea has to have ideas for expansion.  Fear not, I’ve got you covered.  Two years after this has hit the market, we’ll come out with a brass instrument expansion pack.  Then we’ll release the game “Marching Band Revolution.”  Players will play the pretend trumpet while marching in rhythm on the pad.  They slowly work their way up to Drum Major.  For the fans of heavy metal music, there could be “Smash Dance Revolution.”  The musicians play heavy metal rock while the “dancers” jump all over the place and bash into each other.  Bonus points for guitar smashing.

Brilliance, people.  This idea is pure brilliance.  And I hereby claim the idea.  Since this concept will make tons of money, I’ll go ahead and sell the rights to you.  But I warn you, it won’t come cheap.  It will take at least 2 Chick-Fil-A biscuits to earn your chance at gaming history.

Published by JPLand on 15 Sep 2009

T-shirts

I thought a few shirts on both of these lists were funny and most on both lists were dumb.

In general, I think that most Christian T-shirts are lame.  If the point is to share your faith, then why are so many of them like inside jokes?  Only people who understand the concept would understand the shirt and those aren’t the ones who you want to understand the shirt.  Understand?  My favorite one is “They will know we are Christians by our T-shirts.”  I actually have one of these, but mine is an original and a much cooler design.  (you can order it here!)  It’s funny because it’s true.

And now that you mention it (you did mention it, didn’t you?), I think that all conflicts should be handled with a T-shirt war.  The best t-shirt wins the argument.  Presidential debates would be the candidates wearing 5 custom t-shirts.  And to make it fair, they’d have an hour to make 2 rebuttal t-shirts.  The ratings would be through the roof.  Debates on capital hill?  T-shirts!  War in Afghanistan?  T-shirts!  Well, there might be some allowances here for messages on those things that the ladies have to wear, but the concept remains.

So, who’s with me?  Let’s solve our problems like true passive-aggressive debaters!

Published by JPLand on 26 Aug 2009

…and the #1 reason I need to buy a Nintendo Wii

…is so that I can be like Uncle Rico:

http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/26/nintendo-kirfs-nerf-with-soft-football-patent-attempt/

Wiimote football  controller

Wiimote football controller

Published by JPLand on 07 May 2009

Quick Hit

This semester is done.  At least, I think it is.  I’ll let you know the official word when the grades hit the books.  So, for my troubles, my wife has planned an end-of-semester/mother’s-day/my-30th-birthday getaway.  I’m beyond excited…

http://www.accessatlanta.com/music/content/music/stories/2009/05/08/spinal_tap_unplugged.html?cxntlid=sldr_hm

Spinal Tap was my first experience into the mockumentary world.  Christopher Guest and crew have churned out several others (A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, etc) and I love their comedy.  I’m excited about an awesome concert, a fabulous hotel, a good meal with friends, and some quality time with my wife.

Published by JPLand on 04 Feb 2009

Rethinking

It seems that everywhere I turn, people are being hampered from their work by bureaucracy…red tape, paperwork, management, reports, etc.  I remember when I first started working at my current job.  I was constantly looking for solutions to technical problems.  I drew, designed, analyzed.  It was the work that I had trained for in college.  Contrast that with the past three days.  On paper, I’ve officially checked two drawings.  30 minutes of work…tops.  What I’ve really been doing is filling out spreadsheets, updating schedules, identifying training, mapping processes, and all kinds of other stuff that doesn’t seem to help out at all.  It’s all part of the territory of managing projects, I suppose.

Over the past three years, I have been involved with the implementation of CMMI at my office.  If you’re unfamiliar with the term, you can read the long, boring wiki article that is linked.  Once you get to the point in the article that you don’t understand what it says, come back here and we’ll be on the same page.  The short explanation is that it’s a very document-heavy way of doing things.  Make a decision, document it.  Have a meeting to discuss the decision.  Document the meeting…..and on and on and on.  (You should clearly document and label all of those “on and ons”, as well)  I used to think that being a program manager was challenging because of the work required.  Now it’s just impossible because of the documentation that’s required.  And I’m not even doing it right!

I’m working on my Masters in Engineering and Technical Management.  (Think of it as an MBA for engineers.)  My original thinking was that this would be helpful in for my program management roles and eventually, if I ever move into management.  Now, I’m rethinking all of that.  I’m wondering if I can take courses that let me go back to when I was dumb and happy.  I’m also wondering if managers get paid so much not because of what they know, but because the money is the only reason that anyone would do their job.

Published by JPLand on 30 Dec 2008

For Fadi

The video posted below is for my friend Fadi…and anyone that knows him.


‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’

Published by JPLand on 05 Dec 2008

Cut the Dough

I know what you’ve been thinking about the past couple of days.  You’re trying to figure out how to create the perfect mix of holiday pastries with electronic gifts.  I know, it’s tough, isn’t it?  You can’t eat a danish and then rush to play that new game because it will get all sticky.  You can’t put an LCD screen into a pie because it just wouldn’t taste all that good.

Wait a minute….what if, through some magical “cookie cutting” process you could make cookies in the shape of a Tivo?! YOU CAN! And the cutter is free….but you’d better hurry.

http://www.tivo.com/whatistivo/cookiecutter/index.html

Published by JPLand on 05 Aug 2008

Chains and Strings

I’m not very good with the guitar.  I know a lot of people who are much better than I am….but that doesn’t stop me from playing when I get a chance.  I am fortunate to have a wife that not only sings beautifully, but indulges my acoustic needs.

Last week, Kelley was asked to sing and was forced into using me as the background noise.  For those of you who are interested, I’ve attempted to upload the mp3 so that you can listen to it.  Here’s Kelley singing Remember Your Chains from Steven Curtis Chapman’s album Heaven in the Real World.  No reverb, retouching, or digital mastering.  Just a recording straight from a church soundboard.

Remember Your Chains (click it to hear it)

Should any representatives of Steven Curtis Chapman come across this page, I humbly request that you update your website with contact information.  The usage agreement on songs says to use the “contact page” to obtain permission, but there’s no link on the site, I couldn’t pull it up by fishing for the web page, and all of my e-mails came back as undeliverable.  So….um….I hope you’re not mad at me or anything.  If you are mad, I hereby volunteer to jam with Mr. Chapman.  I hope he can hang with me, though.

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