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Published by JPLand on 07 Oct 2009

More Truth in Advertising

I was looking at the local newspaper online this morning and I saw this advertisement:

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Let’s do some quick investigative work:

Sandy, white beaches and clear, blue water - um, are you sure you’re talking about the same Georgia that I’m talking about.  I went through and looked at some of the photos that the company had posted on their website.  Sure enough, every picture that showed vast amounts of the ocean had clear, blue water.  Amazing, isn’t it?  The imported the Gulf of Mexico for this photo shoot!

Flickr user “Jaxlass” (I’m assuming that it’s a lady from Jacksonville, FL and not the posterior of a Jaxl)  snagged a photo of the Tybee Island surf (the same location as the place  advertised above) and this is the color it turned up:

So is it ethical to make brown water into blue water for ads?

Published by JPLand on 29 Sep 2009

Grasping at Straws

I left work Friday in a very bad mood.  And understandably so.  My historical data for the past 6 years was lost.  I got frustrated every time I thought about it over the weekend.  Certainly, there had to be some way to retrieve my data.  But, I was reminded that they said that it was all lost.  Heck, if the hard drive was actually hosed, maybe they would let me have it to see if I could get something out of it myself.

On Monday morning, I called up my friendly IT rep and tried my best to whine and beg some data out of her.  She either took pity on me or just wanted to get me off the phone (I’m OK with either one), so she said that she would call Dell and see what she could learn and what our options were.  After a few hours she returned my call with a good news / bad news scenario.  The good news is that the error message indicated that the information was still probably on the drive.  The bad news is that the disks weren’t spinning, so there was no way to pull the data off without a costly rebuild.

So, I called around several local companies and learned that data recovery can be achieved…just not locally.  After more calling, I found a couple of companies that are willing to evaluate the hard drive for free and then tell me if the data can be retrieved and if so, how much it will run.  The cost?  Between $350 and  $2,700.  WOW!  That’s a lot of money!  I could buy a whole new computer for that!  Of course, that new computer wouldn’t have my prized data on it, would it?  Nuts.

So, with slight hesitation, we’re sending the drive off to see how much the damage will be.  I’m hoping for the low end because work would pay for it.  If on the high end, I can kiss the data goodbye.  Better yet, maybe the company will take pity on me and do it all for free.  Hey, if I’m already grasping at straws, might as well reach for the golden ones.

Published by JPLand on 25 Sep 2009

Inbox Zero

In the business world, there are many theories on how to increase productivity.  One of the most recent trends is called “inbox zero”.  The intent is to remove all of the e-mail from your inbox by deleting what is unnecessary, doing the tasks that are required, and sorting the things that need to be archived.  This gives better visibility to things that need to be addressed when they come in.

This morning, I hit inbox zero…but not in a good way.  I fried-up my computer and…..ptht.  Nothing.  Boot to safe mode, error checks, memory checks.  I even took the thing to our IT people.  Ptht.  It just so happens that I had a bad hard drive.  Guess how much data they were able to recover from the computer.  Ptht.

I just got this computer in June and had several project closing over the past month, so time was tight and backing-up those files was not on my priority list.  When I explained to my boss everything that had happened, he offered for me to use his external hard drive as a back-up option.  If somebody could just let me borrow a time machine, I’ll be able to recover my data.

Published by JPLand on 08 Sep 2009

Getting Fired

Months ago, I mentioned a conversation that I had with my boss about getting older.  Monday just happened to be his 40th birthday.  I wouldn’t have known this if one of the ladies in my office hadn’t reminded me.  She said that we should decorate his office and then surprise him when her arrives first thing in the morning.  What a horrible idea.  A guy turning 40 would not appreciate being shocked so violently.  And then, to top it all off, he’d have to sit in an office covered with crappy decorations.  There’s no way something like that could end well.  What kind of idiot would do something like that?

(The first picture was snapped as he jumped back in shock.  I think we gave him his first heart attack.  YAY!)

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And you know what would be even more stupid than decorating his office?  It would be to decorate it so that when he removes the first layer of decorations, there’s another layer waiting on him.  That’s practically begging to get fired.

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Published by JPLand on 01 Sep 2009

False Starts

I’ve been a bit remiss in my blogging recently.  I could give you the excuses as to why, but you probably wouldn’t believe any of them.  But, I’ll have you know that I have started several entries, but I just haven’t fleshed them out yet.  So, if you’re interested in any of the following topics, let me know and I’ll expand:

  • My weight-loss challenge is definitely in the rearview mirror.  I’m back up to my original weight, but I don’t think it’s really a bad thing.  I could be wrong.
  • I haven’t finished the kitchen renovations yet.
  • I managed to run a 10K last weekend.  It wasn’t an officially sanctioned event, I just headed out with the GPS and the desire to finish.  The time wasn’t great, but I finished.
  • We still have fleas all over our garage.  I don’t know how to kill the little pests.  Does sulfuric acid hurt garages?
  • The Rafting with our youth and some kids from another semi-local church was a blast this past weekend.  It was great to hear someone talk openly and honestly with the kids about sex, dating, and relationships.  Something besides “it’s all bad, don’t do it.”
  • A new semester has started.  This one will be tough a the start because I have a lot of work occupying my evenings.  Hopefully work will slowdown after September and I’ll be able to handle school a little easier.
  • My girls say a lot of silly things.  I would love to write them all down and share them with you, but I can’t ever remember them when I sit down in front of the computer.  You’ll just have to take my word for how cool they are.
  • Football starts soon.  I love football.  L-O-V-E.
  • Baseball bores me.  A part of me dies every time I see it on TV.  I don’t mind going to a game with some friends, but I’d rather just hang out with them and eat some wings.  And watch football.

Published by JPLand on 20 Aug 2009

The Raging Battle

I have been absent from the blogging world for a few days, but I have a good excuse.  bugFor more than a month, my house has become the central location for a battle that mankind has never seen.  We’re fighting a scourge of the mighty flea.  (I’m referring to the small insect and not the bassist from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.)

When we bought our house in 2002, I noticed that I kept getting bitten on the legs.  It took a couple of weeks, but we finally realized that the previous owners left more than just some drapes behind.  We had a professional company come and spray the place and the little buggers we no more.

Since we have owned our dogs, we have used Frontline to protect them from scourge of these atrocious pests.  It worked great.  Until this summer.  Our poor dogs have been covered in fleas worse than anything I’ve seen before.  Merry, our female, has had an awful bout of it.  We called the vet and he came over.  He said that Merry’s case was the worst he’d ever seen.

So, we started the battle.  Meds for the dogs and treatment for the yard.  No change.  More meds for the dogs, more treatment for the yard.  No change.  We (Kelley) have vacuumed the house about 437 times (slight exaggeration).  I’ve used flea bombs in the garage 3 times (no garage), we’ve medicated the dogs, and treated the yard.  We even spent an evening vacuuming the garage and the cars and yet these foul pests persist. Poor Ladybug and I seem to be a favorite treat, so we’re covered in bites.  The house seems to have only a few floating around, but they multiply fast.  The back yard and garage are so infested that we haven’t been into either one for a while.

On Wednesday, I finally gave in and called the professionals.  Today marks the beginning of our final stand.  Kelley is working on the house today.  When I get home tonight, I’ll join in the vacuuming and cleaning.  Tomorrow morning, she’ll take the girls out of the house and I’ll take the dogs to the vet.  While at the vet, the dogs will be treated and hopefully have all of the fleas removed from them.  In the meantime, a company will come spray harmful chemical all over our house and yard.  I don’t like the idea of this stuff being all over our house where our family resides, but it’s the only solution that we can find that seems to work.  The over-the-counter sprays have done nothing but cost money and spot treatment is not an effective option.

If we don’t succeed in this battle, our options become even more limited.  I’m thinking napalm…

Published by JPLand on 14 Aug 2009

Not an Editor

Kelley is a word smith, I am not.  This became glaringly obvious last night as she hacked away at some literary works.  As I posted earlier, our church is putting together a small devotion book for some kind of upcoming random thing that they’re doing.  Kelley helped to edit all of the submissions and went over mine again last night.  We discussed what, if any, changes needed to be made to my entry.  Here is the path that our discussion took.

  • Kelley said that my submission needs a last sentence to tie everything together.
  • I wanted to leave it more open so that the reader can get the message without me over-simplifying.
  • It could give the impression that I’m referring to those outside of the church as children and simplistic.
  • My writing is more centered on the actions of those in the church.  And besides, no analogy is perfect.  If we extrapolate any analogy, we can find absurdities.
  • Kelley suggested a closing line.
  • I said that the last line is the “take-away” of the submission and that hers cut out too much of what I intended.  I also didn’t like that it was borderline cliche.
  • She said, fine, we’ll leave it the way it is.
  • I said no, if it needs a closing line, that’s fine, but I want to make sure that it focuses on the intended message.
  • We put in a line and discussed it.  This discussion centered around perceived positive connotations of some words and negative connotations of others.  Also, we discussed some words with double-meanings and how the phrase could be misinterpreted.
  • We removed the line.
  • We added in another line.  We discussed it well beyond reason.

Finally, after 30 minutes, a walk through a thesaurus, and some more discussion on the intended message versus the perceived message and the importance of word choice in a couple of places, we came up with the following closing line.  I can’t tell if Kelley is happy with it or just tired of discussing the matter with me.  Either way, she signed-off.  I’ve included the entire last paragraph for reference:

While I expect my children to obey me, I understand that there are some concepts their young minds and energetic bodies cannot grasp. In those moments, I find it easiest to engage them on their level in a setting where they are free to be children. Not only do they begin to learn, but I savor the experience as well.  Similarly, if we shelter our faith within the church, we miss the opportunities, the experience, and the point.

There are two possible morals to this story:
(1) Our perfectionists natures, over-analysis, and ability to work with each other lead to a better work in the end.
(2) It’s a miracle that we can actually carry on a conversation.

Published by JPLand on 12 Aug 2009

Following Lance’s Lead

An old friend of mine (we haven’t been friends for a really long time, he’s just old) posted a devotional to his blog yesterday.  Our church is putting together a booklet with submissions from different members.  ?I thought that since most people I know have learned that I have nothing valuable to say, I’ll send something in.  I normally wouldn’t post something like this, but I figure that mine probably won’t make the cut, so this is about the only way that I’ll get published.  Feel free to dissect, debate, or discuss it as you see fit.  You won’t hurt my feelings…much.

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As we reached the doorway of the couple’s house, I knelt down beside my girls and instructed them that they were to be very quiet. Such hushed reverence is required on two occasions: at funerals and in the presence a newborn. Fortunately, we were there for the latter. We congratulated the new parents, and Kelley held the tiny baby. My girls remained quiet, calm, and model examples of sweet little angels…for thirty seconds. Why waste such a beautiful afternoon by sitting and being good? When their little bodies could sit no more, I escorted them outside to run around and act like the monkeys that they are.

Sometimes I wonder how many spiritual children are within our congregation. (Given my failure to remain serious on any subject, I probably qualify.) On Sunday morning, some are whispering instead of turning their “hearts and minds to Jesus.” On Wednesday night, their prayer requests aren’t as eloquent or as important as ours. During the week, they visit establishments that no good Baptist would frequent. Don’t you wish they would grow up? I have observed that many church members take a similar approach to helping these spiritually ignorant people reach maturity. We give them a stern glare and avoid the possibility of having a conversation with them. They know what they’ve done wrong, and if they repent, I might talk to them again.

As I read about the life of Christ, I am amazed at the way he interacted with those who did not follow the proper rituals. He invited himself to their houses for meals. He started conversations with them in public. He wrote in the sand and sent their accusers away. As a matter of fact, it was the religious that often received his most stern warnings. The gospel is not something that is to be isolated to a pulpit on Sunday mornings, nor is it something relegated to those who are worthy of hearing. The gospel is a message that is intended to be lived outside of our church walls and beyond our small groups.

While I expect my children to obey me, I understand that there are some concepts their young minds and energetic bodies cannot grasp. In those moments, I find it easiest to engage them on their level in a setting where they are free to be children. Not only do they begin to learn, but I savor the experience as well.

Published by JPLand on 17 Jul 2009

Slacker

I haven’t been a good blogger this week, I know. The weekend and next week aren’t looking too good, either. Essentially, the summer semester is ending with a couple of research papers due and a take home final. At work, I have about three projects that are nearing their end, so everything is full steam ahead in order to meet the deadlines.

Unfortunately, you guys don’t get to hear my keen insight on whatever random though pops into my head during the day. And for that, I apologize. Hopefully, once I’ve knocked out these research papers and gotten a grasp on some reports at work, I’ll return to my dazzling prose and magnificent narrative. Until then, please accept my apologies. Maybe you’ll find a way to make it.

Oh, you might want to check my flickr pool over on the side of the blog page. I’ll keep that up-to-date so that you can see what I’m up to. Maybe. I’ll at least try. Possibly. Probably not.

Published by JPLand on 14 Jul 2009

Helpful Suggestion

Some things are OK to get mixed-up.  Some things are not.  And, there is the third category where it’s OK to mix-up something one way, but not the other way.  Confused?  Let me give you an example.

– When you go to work-out and you accidentally brought your towel instead of your notebook where you keep your routine documented, this is OK.
– When you step out of the shower after a workout and look for your towel to dry off but all you brought with you is your workout notebook, this is not OK.

I thought you might like to know.

Published by JPLand on 10 Jul 2009

Farewell

Today is my last day living in my 20’s.  So long, 20’s.  You were good to me:

  • finished college
  • got a job
  • got married
  • found a great church family
  • bought a house
  • got another job
  • had a kid
  • had another kid

There’s probably some details that fits between these bullet points, but now that I’m crossing over, I realize that my brain can’t hold as much information as before.  The room is slowly going dark.  I can’t hear as well as I could yesterday.  I need some metamucil.  Sigh…  The next time you see me, please be kind.  And don’t shake my hand too hard, my bones are brittle.

At least I sent the 20’s out with a bang today.  I’ll blog about it later.  If I can remember it.  Things are already hazy in my old mind.

Published by JPLand on 02 Jul 2009

Got Change?

I have theories about a lot of stuff.  Some theories relate to individuals, others are for how groups operate and interact.  These theories come out of my desire to recognize the patterns within my life.  I think that I can negotiate most situations if I can just recognize the pattern.

One of my secret hobbies (well, except to you three) is trying to figure out what makes people tick.  I thoroughly enjoy the attempt to discover the psychology behind the decisions, words, and actions of those around me.  My theory is that if I can completely understand where you’re coming from, I can appreciate your views and can interact with you more efficiently.  That may sound nice, but I’m basically just trying to understand the pattern to your personality.  (Don’t worry, this isn’t something that I do at night with sheets of paper spread across the floor.  It’s all churning away in the back of my mind.)

One of my theoretical patterns is that people desire a major change in their lives every once-in-a-while.  Of course, the adjective “major” is relative to the person and “once-in-a-while” depends heavily on the individual.  Common shifts are a new car, new job, lifestyle changes, marriage, kids, home improvements, etc.  My theory also holds that minor changes sustain us for small periods of time, but we still look to move towards big changes.  Some people do well and make changes that are positive.  Others can’t put their finger on what they need and end up with some self-destructive changes to meet the urge.  So, according to my theory, something has to shift or redirect our focus every so often or else we begin to feel “trapped” or burnt out on life.

It’s an OK theory, but difficult to prove or test.  And, what does that have to do with everyday life?  I think my theory applies to the workplace, as well.  Within organizations, people are looking for some type of shift.  A new type of work, more responsibility, a different seating location.  Managers are no exception to this rule.  Some are able to understand the business environment and ensure that their changes are positive.  Others just want to change things and the results end poorly.

My company is not immune to this characteristic.  An order will be sent out within the next week or two for some new business cards.  Under my name will be the word “manager.”  I just wish they could have made a positive change instead.

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